Thursday, June 26, 2008

Ah Beng in School

One day in a language school in Australia .

Teacher : "All right, now I'd like you to make a sentence using the
words GREEN, PINK and YELLOW. Who'd like to try?"
A student raised his hand. It was Kukoya from Japan .
Kukoya : "Early this morning, I looked out the window, I saw the
GREEN grass and PINK roses in the garden. I went outside and I
feel the warm YELLOW sunlight around me."
Teacher : "Not bad. Okay, who's next?"
Another student raised his hand. It was Ah Beng from Singapore .
Ah Beng : "I try! I try. Can aaah?"
Teacher : "No, no, not you!"
Ah Beng : "Aaaiiyaaa.. . let me try lah... I can do lah... you think I'm
stupid meeh...?"
Teacher : "Okay.. go ahead..."
Ah Beng : "This morning I heard the phone GREEEEEN... GREEEEEN... I PINK
up and I said YELLOOOOW?"
Teacher : ????


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